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OH!!! Y'all wouldn't believe what I got for my Christmas!!! I gots me a lifetime supply of fried chiggen coupon!!! Girl! You don't know how happy this make me! I has been eatin' Colonel Sanders for over a week now! Mmm! I can't tell you how good this is! I gots to hang out with my boo, L'vant and we be trippin'! Girl, you know it! Hey, is there a doctor in the house, 'cause honey, I'm sendin' mens to the hospital with my ghetto booty!
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[21 Dec 2003|02:56pm] |
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Ooh, you wouldn't believe it! ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) kobe_bryant got his journal deleted! Now see, I don't know why, and I ain't one to gossip so you didn't hear it from me... but I bet you anything that he was all up on someone on the LiveJournal staff! Some pretty young white bitch, I bet! Girl, you know it! Anyway, I am about to head up to the sto' to get me some chitlins. We gots company tonight! Me and lvant gonna cook us some soul food and invite the family over for holiday dinnah, so I'll catchoo later!
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Mmm, girl I smoked me some of dis blunt with my girl lvant an' now I is so high. She always be listenin' to rap, but girl, I like me a lil' soul music, you know? Now don't get me wrong, I like me some Chingy an' some DMX every now an' then, but girl, sometimes you just wanna curl up with a nice cup of black coffee an' listen to some soul music. Girl, I drinks black coffee 'cause I'm black and black peoples, we drinks black coffee all the time.
I wrotes me a poem.
Girl, you like my nappy head? I know you do.
I fixed it up just for you.
Now we gonna sit by the fire
An' I'mmona rock you.
I'mmona be all up in you an' I'mma know the flava.
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Girl, I went to da post office today and there was this bitch and she was takin' so damn long getting me some stamps and I told her, "Girl, I have been waitin' in dis damn line for an hour, an' you expects me to just sit here like some troll? Oh, hell no! I don't need this kind of shit from no greasy-headed fake-nails-done-by-Koreans Pay Less Shoes mofucker!" And she made some comment 'bout my hair, and I was like, "Girl, this is REAL."
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Shit. I gots so much fuckin' work at the beauty parlor, I ain't got no time to update this. I don't know why L'vant ain't updatin' hers, so don't be askin'. She ain't got no job and all she does is ho around, so I don't know what she be doin' not updatin'.
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[27 Oct 2003|11:40am] |
Girl, you remember that episode of Fat Albert where his mom do all this shit and then she give him responsibilities and then he get all this shit to do and he ain't got time to do it and then he respectin' what his mom doin'?
Sho' 'nuff! That was my fizzavorite episode 'cause he learn to respect! And respect is what it is all about, girl! Don't need no frontin' and playa hatin'!
Oh shoo, I broke my nail on the enter key.
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Ohh!! My boo L'vant is gettin' a LiveJournal! She gon' be up at lvant. She my heart... she's what makes me happy when my days is sad. Girl, you know that new song by Chingy... Right Thurr? It's my song, girl! It's my song!
I like the way you do that right thurr (right thurr)
Swing your hips when you're walkin', let down your hurr (let down your hurr)
I like the way you do that right thurr (right thurr)
Lick your lips when you're talkin', that make me sturr
Girl, you know it!!
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[23 Oct 2003|01:25pm] |
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Girl, that piss me off so damn much! I went down Highway 6 to the Kentucky Fried Chiggen to get me some chiggen and they said they was OUT. How the hell you be out of chiggen when that's just 'bout all you sell? They said they was gonna get some from the one on Highway 90A and I was all like, "Hell, why don't you go to the one on the SW Freeway in Stafford! It's two miles closer!" The boi give me this look like I was some crazy fool, so I got out my knife and I was like, oh snap, oh no he didn't, and I said, "Listen mo'fucker, you betta gimme some gahdamn fuckin' chiggen right now, or I'm gonna cutchoo so bad, yo' dead momma's gonna feel it!" Turns out that little shit was holdin' back a family pack! I gots me some eats fo' free!
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[23 Oct 2003|02:05am] |
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Oh... hey now!! fat_sally got me this LiveJournal, y'all! I'm gonna be pimpin' now! You know, I said she owed me one for slicin' up on her hair like I do, and girl, she payed me back big time! I gots to give a shout-out to my moms and pops and let them know I be playin' all up in this bitch.
Shaniqua in da house! woooo Make some NOISE!
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